reasons to live at "411":

441 charades, chloe & stairs, sandwiches, corners, nicole is the hottest girl ever, RD, TP'ed people, will & the bathroom, pauly, porches, broken dishwasher, LOST, family night, suicide via cheese, black and white party, rent sing-a-longs, disney sing-a-longs, take me home tonight, amy's home, steimel's who's daddy...bad daddy...daddy's no no place, does anybody live here?, peanut butter jelly time!, i ripped from the wrong end, scary john, shirtless boys, curtis's counter, poker, we dont have to take our clothes off to have a good time, that's the end?!, 7th heaven addiction, nicole does not keep her hands/body to herself- her hand can only go up and down, DAN CONNER, lisa's sister copies susie, raarla, who do you know here?, tuesday bar nights, nicole & her spray bottle dance, janet jackson, beat it, don't wake me up if im puking- 441, susie's corner, dont' mock my sweatshirt, LET ME SEE!, illiterate-shakespere?, yancy pancy butterpoop-ya nazi, book: steimel's bed-all the sex i've never had., you have a nice eyebrow and kneecaps, do you know why amy got a tongue ring?, i have one big boob and one little guy, well they wouldn't have got the house if he didn't die, it's bc im from bath...

Sorry we haven't updated for awhile.

We've had an interesting few weeks.... It all started off with "White Trash" Drunken Porch Night the first DPN of 2005. Raar and Pman (the brainiacs) we're the only ones with 40's duct taped to their hands, while Lisa, Jen and Chloe wore white trash t-shirts that they had made themselves. Wooo!!

Raar learned his lesson well that night to never pass out in someones bed with his shoes on.... Oh you should have seen him. We'll update the pics soon 

The next memorable moment at 441 was Pearlman drunk after the Mets game. But don't worry theres video of that! That was 420 eve. In which case Pearlman fell out of the window while trying to scream "Hey! You two over there happy 420!!" Luckily, Jen was there to grab his legs before he fell off the roof. Go Jen. That takes us to the day of 420. Basically a lot of sitting around and eating... with pizza hut! KDR came over to play and sprayed Jen's ass with a watergun while Lisa saw him coming and said nothing.... she just laughed. Jen vows to get her back.

This takes us to the Princess Party!!!!! We had a wonderful princess Make Out tent which is now an official addition to Drunken Porch Nights. Raar passed out yet again in the tent holding a teddy bear in one hand and a beer in the other hand. Mascot was the winner of the secret theme of the party which was "Each girl is given 4 condoms and they had to use them by the end of the night". Go Mascot for being the biggest ho! We're so proud of you for making out with everyone there!!! You're going to fit in here great next year!  Later that night a drunkass Pearlman and Seres thought it would be a good  idea to punch each other in the stomachs....for an hour....

Friday night, Lisa went home becsuse she sucks ass and Jen was at work. But when Jen came home she found Chloe and Mascot drunk as shit. Then Dan, Cait, Flannigan and Ben came over. Dan couldn't talk by the end of the night and he thought there was a frisbee golf course upstairs....  We've had the best week ever and for those of you lucky enough to be invited to a drunken porch night you know what it's all about!!

And as fair warning...441 now has a videocamera!!!  If you'd like to stop by and see the tape come on by!!

"Last night was probably one of the best ones we've ever had!" - Lisa

Chloe and Lisa decided that they were going to get drunk with themselves last night...and they did. Wasted at about 10 pm (while watching the best episode of MADE ever!!) they got a visit from Mascot - an honorary member of 441 and the drunk dialing began! (Sorry to Poppie, Tomkeazy, Pearlman, Joe, Greg....we think thats it)

Then a quick stop to Riggtown to renergize

This was followed by dancing to NKOTB, Madonna, Vanilla Ice, and various other 80's pop stars...for about 2-3 hours.

After the bars closed...Raar came over - without Pearlman   and when Lisa and Chloe decided it was time for bed and offered him a couch to sleep on, Raar declared he felt he had slept there enough to deserve a real bed...so the slumber party in Lisa and Chloe's room began!

Quotes of The Night:

"Is that Scott, Lisa?" -

Drunken Phone Calls:

"Ai Poppie! Mi amo Pedro...Dammit!... I mean, Mi amo Joaquin! Donde esta?"

"Sorry Tomko, can we try this again, I'm suppose to be the funny one! You confused me!"

"Are you looking for a piece of hot and juicy meat? Meet my buddy Lisa here because she is a treat! Hot and tasty swine, looking mighty fine - all you have to do is get in line!"

"...If thats all, I'm going to hang up now..." - Pearlman

Slumber Party:

"Give me your blanket... You have two!!"

"Theres like no padding!....This sucks ass... "

"Sorry bed partner, I'll put my belt back on."

"Guys I feel a little ridiculous right now" - Raar standing in the room in his boxers

"Lisa is a greedy bed bitch! With her, 'I've got silk sheets and special blankets, while I'm over here with this fucking mexican blanket and a bed with no padding - NO padding!!"

Just your typical night at 441...missed you last night Jen!!!